A ponderable with the humor in the vein of George Carlin,
Steven Wright and Demetri Martin...
In
response to last week’s question, "Can you be short for your
height?," my temple friend Richard summarized, "Of course you
can. People come up short lots of times, and sometimes we are short with
others, yet our height never changes. However, our stature often changes if we
act small with others," to which my improv friend Bruce added, "if
you're shortsighted."
My
birthday bud Jon recalled, "Not if your legs are long enough to reach the
ground, to borrow a line from Abraham Lincoln." To this, my canyon-loving Utah friend Bruce
added, "Only if there is a difference in the length of your legs" and
my equestrian friend Royce wrote, "Only if you are small in stature."
My
cycling friend Ted shard, "Yes, my wife is very tall in stature for all
her 5 feet. Therefore logic dictates you can be short for your height as
well. BTW it is also possible to be
really cute for your height too!
(love you Carey!)"
My
college roomie John explained, "It's all relative. I like to think I am
tall for my height! I was told at a very young age, "stand up
straight, chest out, shoulders back (of course, men then suck in their
belly)."
My
sailing friend Norm lamented, "Yes, I have always been short for my
height. In a crowd, all I can see are bellies" while my social media
friend Mark replied, "Yes. You are whatever your height is. I am
short."
And
my dad's beach buddy Bob cautioned, "There is a great difference between
being tall, very tall and having a short curt answer."
Please
send me your thoughts about this week's
"things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
Why does ice float?
given that it is the same chemical make-up as its
liquid form
Life
is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love
truly, and forgive quickly.
Hal
Please join me in wishing my son
and his new wife mazel tov and best
wishes. They decided to have a judge marry them yesterday in Marietta. They plan to celebrate their success of being
a married couple sometime in the future, like after their first year, instead of 'just celebrating their
union.' Welcome Natasha.
PS: Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and
George Carlin for the inspiration for Hmmm. Stop by NicheLabs to see what
else I'm up to.