In response to last
week’s question, "Is there enough daylight in your life?," my
friend Richard replied, "Never enough daylight. In fact, sometimes I feel
like a mushroom. I’m kept in the dark, and every once in a while, a bunch of
sh-t (natural fertilizer) is piled on top of me." My equestrian friend Royce concurred, "I'm
still trying to find the light of day."
My colleague Matt responded, "No, there isn’t enough
daylight. Under 10 hours daylight to
celebrate my birthday is definitely not enough time. And too cold at
night…brrrr More daylight = more time
to get things done. Did you know plants release less oxygen during the night?
That’s why everyone is so sleepy. Those who stay up all night are just…weirdos.
;-)
" My college roomie John remembered
"Bill Withers sang, "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone"? I
think we can all use more sunshine."
My birthday bud Jon suggested,
"If there's not, can we take it out from the bank where we put all that
daylight we saved during Daylight Savings Time?
I mean, what’s the use of saving it if we can’t use it when we need it?
My engineering friend Steve
solved this, "There is enough now since I put daylight LED’s al over my
house."
My cycling friend Ted
noted, "With my wife Carey in my life, there is eternal sunshine!! And my dad's beach buddy Bob explained,
"For me, toujour l'amour as soon as the sun goes down, but I don't like to
barbeque in the dark."
My running friend Lesley
observed, "There used to be enough daylight in my life because I never
broke a bone in my body which means I was getting enough vitamin D from sun
exposure. Now I'm not so sure as I broke a bone a few months ago. Or perhaps I
am simply getting old."
My sailing and
ecumenical friend Asif recalled, " driving in late to work on Friday, I
saw the morning sky for the first time in 2 weeks. Yes, day light, and not just a harried
glimpse from the confines of thick glass walls of the hospital's walkway, but
bathing me in its rays was the sun with only the air above me between me and
it! It almost brought tears to my eyes. Not enough, is my answer."
Please share your
thoughts about "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
What other time of the year do people sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Live well...laugh
often and heartily.... have a good week and never regret anything that made you
smile!
Hal
My IT friend from our 'bubble days in
Silicon Valley' Eric replied to the earlier question about the duration of fruitcakes,
"I would say that a fruitcake lasts as long as I leave it untouched on the
counter."
For those celebrating Jesus's birth, have a
Merry Christmas. And for those that are
not, think about going out for Chinese or Persian food.
Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for
the inspiration.
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