In
response to last week’s question, "Does your conscience hurt when all your
other parts feel good", my engineering friend Steve replied, "I
guess that depends on what you did to make all your other parts feel good"
to which my writing and sailing friend Rich explained, "I generally find
that the better it feels the less my conscience seems to notice."
My
IT friend Kosol cautioned, "No, but I'm sure my wallet does."
Then my dad's beach buddy Bob shared, "That is something I will
never tell her."
My
friend Richard revealed, "There’s no correlation between my conscience and
the way I feel. My conscience ALWAYS feels guilty, no matter what, for which I
thank my Jewish mother. The essence of Jewish motherhood is of course
best captured in the riddle “How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a
light bulb?” The answer is (of course) “Don’t bother. I’ll just sit here
in the dark….alone….and worry.” Or: “What’s the difference between a Rottweiler
and a Jewish mother" Answer: “Eventually the dog will let go.”
When
my sailing friend Kurt responded, "Usually," my equestrian friend
Royce added, "For about a nano second" to which my Parrothead friend
Sam expounded, "Definitely depends on how good everything else
feels!"
And
congrats to my cycling friend Ted, who pointed out, "Well after my 350
mile bike ride, all my other parts do hurt, therefore my conscience feels
good!"
Please share your
thoughts about this week's "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
When do you get experience?
Love truly, Laugh
uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you smile!
Hal
I
didn't realize how many wonderful and caring people there are. My mom was
diagnosed with a brain tumor late last week. While the primary care
physician and team at Baltimore's Sinai Hospital are as compassionate as they
are skilled, the care, support and words from so many friends helping my dad,
my sister, my wife and me, confirms that our world has a huge, huge number of
very good people in spite of what we read in the media. Alison and I are
truly blessed to have y'all in our lives.
Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for
the inspiration.
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