In response to last
week’s question, "Is stupidity a handicap that gets you a better parking
space?", my dad's beach buddy Bob noted, "No, they park in the space
reserved for pregnant women." My
organizational behavior guru friend Marya concurred, "And according to Carlo Cipolla (economic historian), stupidity can
make you more powerful than any major organization. Based on what I've
seen lately, I'll take stupidity (and I don't need a parking space). LOL!"
My
friend Richard provided an overview. "Typically a “handicap” is something
that disadvantages a small subset of individuals relative to the
majority. The preponderance of evidence suggests that stupidity affects
more than a small majority of the populace. A sample taken on any given day
during rush indicates that it is a very common affliction that affects at least
50% of drivers in any populous metropolitan area.
·
“Two things are infinite: the universe and
human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” -- Albert Einstein
·
“Humans beings always do the most intelligent
thing…after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them have
worked” – R. Buckminster Fuller
·
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being
run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
– Laurence J. Peter (author of “The Peter Principle”)"
My
neighbor Al shared the photo and wrote, "If you mean like this car from
Alabama, with lights still on, that was parked next to me at Pappasito's?
He doesn't need a handicap space. Stupidity just creates their own."
My
engineering friend Steve replied, "At least the government seems to think
so, I think I’ve seen some of them parking there." To this, my social media friend Mark added,
"Of course stupidity is a handicap. And let them have the better parking.
That way we won't have to chit chat with them as long as if they parked out by
us. Fortunately, with so many politicians in that class, they have not yet
thought of protecting the "stupidity" class with laws." My
copywriting friend Stan then added, "You should get an expensive ticket
and humiliation."
My
birthday bud Jon responded, "Only if you're too stupid to read the
handicapped parking sign."
When
my friend Royce asked, "Is this similar to obesity being a disease?",
my cycling friend Ted shared, "I would say yes because a friend of mine(to
be nameless!) uses the handicapped sticker to get a good parking spot to go on
a hike!"
Please share your
thoughts about this week's "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
Is
your imagination real? (from my
friends Jim, Corey and Thomas)
Love truly, Laugh
uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you smile!
Hal
My social media friend Leah lost a fellow Crohn's patient
last week and is drawing strength from this. Leah wrote, "We met at
Children's Healthcare in 2005 and became close at Crohn's camp (Camp Oasis) the
following year. She was 20 years old. I
continue to fight & bring as much awareness for silent sufferers around the
country. Her foundation, Beautiful Beyond the Pain (https://www.facebook.com/groups/535261559890741/)
is all about raising awareness
and raising money to send kids to health camps.
Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for
the inspiration.
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