Thanks to Demetri
Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for the inspiration.
In response to last week’s
question, "Can you have an electronic paper trail?," my IT
support friend Kosol concluded, "No such thing exists. Try and ask the IRS
for their emails and they'll tell you the same. Oops my computer just
crashed." My engineering friend Steve recalled,
"Steve Jobs wanted the electronic versions to look like paper + the NSA =
Hell Yes!" My DISH friend Mark conferred, "After a few
depositions and ensuing litigation, hell yes! Ask Bill Gates."
My writing friend Stan
concluded, "Yes, it’s a virtual certainty."
My Chase banker friend
Tracey offered, "Absolutely! May I tell you about online banking, and the
convenience of a paperless statement." And my neighbor Al shared,
"Considering that Georgia Power (electric company) sends me a paper bill
every month ... I guess I'd have to say yes."
My dad's beach buddy Bob
cautioned, "Everyone who has a Facebook page is creating one that will
take a lot of Kleenex to clean up." To this, my cycling friend
Ted added, "Big
brother says you can!"
My birthday bud Jon
observed, "Technically, yes. Paper is made up of atoms, which have
electrons. So any paper trail is electronic."
Please share your thoughts about this
week's "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
What happens if your password is "incorrect?"
Live. Love. Learn. Laugh ..
Lighten up!
Hal
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