In response to last week’s question, "Why does ice float (given
that it is the same chemical make-up as its liquid form)?," my birthday
bud Jon went on a useful tangent, "More interesting, though, is whether
ice floats in scotch. And what happens when you reduce the amount of
scotch in the glass. This is an experiment which needs to be conducted
repeatedly in order to ensure accuracy."
My dad's beach buddy Bob agreed that "alcohol keeps it afloat' to
which my sailing friend Norm added, "Ice floats so you it can get in the
way of sipping your drink, causing you to drip valuable bourbon all over your
shirt. . Also, ice floats so you can see it on the water and not hit it
(unless you are the Titanic)."
My temple friend Richard observed, "Ice floats on water
because it is less dense. It seems that nature works in exactly the
opposite manner as do large man-made organizations, in which the individuals
who are most dense tend to rise to the top." My sailing friend Mike concurred, writing "One word. Science! (Cue Thomas Dolby)
Water expands to a small degree when it moves from liquid to solid state and
thus is slightly lighter than its liquid form." My equestrian friend Royce added, "Probably
due to the chemical composition of H2O and the buoyancy thereof, but do I look
like someone who would know?" The
challenge from my friend Harvey is that few other compounds expand when it
freezes. Typically, the colder the item,
the closer together the molecules are, thus more dense and heavier.
My writing and sailing friend Rich then pointed out the higher
power's master plan, "So hockey can played outdoors on ponds."
Please
send me your thoughts about this week's
"things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
Why are there half
sizes for shoes?
Life is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss
slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly.
Hal
My Aunt MB responded for the first time, reply to a prior week's question, "can you be short for your height?" She wrote, "I don't like being short. I once was able to reach the top shelf in my cupboards without stretching on my toes. Shrinking isn't fun however it is better than the alternative."
Congrats to my Syracuse U friends as our men's lacrosse team won the ACC Championship and the women's lax team finished second. On to the national championship in two weeks.
PS: Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for the inspiration for Hmmm. Stop by NicheLabs to see what else I'm up to.
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