In response to last week’s question, “Who is a travel agent for
a guilt trip?”,
Rich Jones For my sins the list is long and full of annoyed
women. His is why my grandmother told me that I need to start every conversation
I have with a woman with “I’m sorry”.
My cousin Greg declared,
“Usually my mother,” to which my adjunct executive friend Lindy pointed
out, “In my experience, Catholic mothers but my son says mothers in general.”
My temple
friend Tracey said, “Definitely a Jewish mother”
which she is one of. My PR friend Stan
and cycling friend Ted agreed, “A Jewish mother. Nu, who else?” And my temple friend Lesley added, “Any
Jewish female who is someone's Mother or Grandmother.” (Best wishes to
Lesley and his wife Melanie on their son’s bar mitzvah this weekend.)
My temple
friend Richard explained, “Parents in general, and Jewish mothers, in particular, are the expert travel agents for guilt
trips. In fact, they will book your trip free of charge, even if you
hadn’t planned to take the trip at all! They are Travelocity and Trivago
all rolled into one for guilt trips. They get you there fast and there’s
always room for you at the Heartbreak Hotel.
My college roomie John concurred, “As parents, we are guilty.”
My equestrian
friend Royce replied, “Anyone that you can blame.”
Please send me your thoughts about this week's "things that
make you go 'Hmmm' ":
Is judging the fun part?
Live
well...laugh often and heartily.... have a good week and never regret anything
that made you smile!
Hal
Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for
the inspiration for Hmmm. I invite you to call or email me to catch
up.
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