In response to last week’s
imponderable question, “In the Spring, what does a young man’s fancy turn to?,” my ethics executive friend Blair declared, “Baseball. Or March Madness,” to which my
PR friend Stan clarified, “Baseball’s Opening Day! Valentine’s Day was for
pitchers and catchers reporting.
My dad’s beach buddy Bob
concluded, “Fertilizer, lawn seed, miracle grow and potted flowers followed by
a martini and a nap.”
My sailing friend Scott declared
the obvious, “Sailing!” to which another sailing friend Norm explained, “My
fancy turns to more sunshine and more sailing time. However, my spouse's
fancy turns to ‘let's clean up the house and complete some yard chores.’ " 🙁
My cousin Wes called out, “Motorcycles
and convertibles and any fringe benefits that go with these.”
My equestrian friend Royce
cautioned, “And you are asking this questions to a bunch of "olde
pharts" who only have vague memories?” to which my cycling friend Ted was
possibly displayin his vague memory by responding, “Come on!! We all know the
answer to that!! Although in my case it was year round!”
Please send me your thoughts about this week's "things that
make you go 'Hmmm' ":
What
does the Easter Bunny do for the other 364 days of the year?
Live well...laugh often and
heartily.... have a good week and never regret anything that made you smile!
Hal
My Balmore (Baltimore) based
sister Ilene pointed out that the UMBC Retrievers, who beat a #1 ranked UVA
last week, are Chesapeake Bay Retriever, a cousin of the golden retriever. Various media outlets failed to notice this
difference because their coats are similar, while the Labrador Retriever, party
animals that they are, look substantially different. OK, so I’m partial to goldens…..
To my birthday buds and
contributors Adam and Jon, Happy Day on us on Tue…..And Mariah Carey, hmmmm.
Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven
Wright and George Carlin for the inspiration for Hmmm. I invite you
to call or email me to catch up.
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