Why do we sit in the stands?

In response to last week’s question, “Why do we sit in the stands?", my birthday bud Jon observed, "Because our team is losing."

My dad's beach buddy Bob replied, "because we are either too lazy or too old to do otherwise.  Some are at times below the stands laying  down."  My friend Kevin added, "Because we, as fans, have adopted the old adage by Satchel Paige, 'never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down'."

And my friend Chris concluded, "because if we 'stood in the sits', it would just sound too silly :)  ."

Please share your thoughts about "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:

Can a baby have an accent before it can talk?

Life  is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive  quickly.