In response to last
week’s question, "Why is a head cold not just only in your
head?", my U of Pitt-alumni* friend Richard explained, "Because
once your head gets completely full of mucus, it has to spread out to the rest
of your carcass. The alternative is that it escapes via the top of your head
and your ears…which might actually feel better!"
My dad's beach buddy
Bob replied, "Because the others are to be found in other areas such as
chest cold, cold feet and let's not forget 'cold hands with a warm heart.'
"
And then my cousin Wes
"wished they were just in my head. Then my psychiatrist could cure
it…maybe."
Please share your
thoughts about "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:
Does Valentine's Day complicate or simplify love?
We don't stop laughing
because we get old. We get old because we stop laughing. Make it a
priority to have fun and make others laugh.
Hal
(*) What a great year to be a
college basketball fame and a Syracuse alum. 23-0 and ranked #1. Syracuse
v Pitt is Wed at 7pm followed by (get this) the less buzz-worthy ACC game: Duke
at UNC. Join us with a big, loud "Let's Go Orange!"
Atlanta and snow: Keep the
jokes coming. We're being environmentally friendly by not treating our
streets with chemicals that runoff to our streams --- or driving plows that
burn fossil fuels. ;-)
Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for
the inspiration.
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