If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

In response to last week’s question, "If Apple made a car, would it have windows?," my comedic and punny friend Bruce realized, "No, just like if Apple ran for President, it wouldn't be PC."  

My videographer friend Ivan observed, "Apple's car would have Gorilla Glass, Sapphire, or a Windows emulator.  Actually, Apple has what it has. Microsoft has to come up with something to do what Apple does, then give it a name. Apple does not have to do that.  Look, who needs Windows when you have Vision?!  See?"   Then my networking friend Andrew added, "No, it would have Chrome, and you could take it to the Opera or on a Firefox Safari."

My cycling friend Ted declared, "Of course not!! It would have large High Res Retina screen iPads attached to the interior and outside cameras everywhere. It would also have a large bite out of the right front fender! You would probably want to buy a new iCar every 2 years because it would get slower and slower after every upgrade(after which the iBicycle would be a better option)!"

My equestrian friend Royce thought the Apple car would have "Maybe 8 because 10 would be overkill."  And my dad's beach buddy Bob pointed out, "Yes, but you would have to peel them down to see daylight."

Please share your thoughts about this week's "things that make you go 'Hmmm' “:

What is ahead of the curve?

We don't stop laughing because we get old. We get old because we stop laughing.  Make it a priority to have fun and make others laugh.

Hal

Two upcoming events that I'm involved with planning that may be of interest to you or someone you know

• For golden retrievers, their families and fan, this dog party will celebrate www.grra.com's rescuing more than 3,000 dogs with lunch, family photos, agility course, grooming and creating a 100+ dog group photo.  This year's theme is Hawaiian Luau.   Click here for more info.

•  TAG's annual Social Savvy awards, recognizing the success of being social in small/mid size business as well as enterprise, will feature keynote speakers from Google and YikYak    Click here for more info.

Thanks to Demetri Martin, Steven Wright and George Carlin for the inspiration for Hmmm.  Stop by www.nichelabs.com to see what else I'm up to.