Has evolution let you down?

In response to last week’s question,  “Has evolution let you down?”,  my (unnamed) neighbor , who is a pilot for a well respected major airline reflected, “Almost every day.  Especially when I watch passengers try to stuff their overstuffed steamer trunk carry on luggage into the overhead bins.  Or the doe-eyed look when they are pulling a uhaul with 12 bags down the jetway and you tell them they are limited to 2 carry on bags.  Don't get me started!”

My writing and sailing friend Rich shared, “In my case it's just slow.  According to my bride I have a lot more evolving to do before I am allowed out on my own.”  My friend Stuart concurred, “No, but I think it passed me up.”

My friend Swany concluded, “The answer can be summed up with two words, "Jersey Shore" (or a resounding "YES").”    And Snooki just had a baby this past Saturday.

My dad’s beach buddy Bob wrote, “Very much so.  I thought a higher level of intelligence would have evolved  in San Francisco voters.  Maybe it is the weeds that has caused it.” To this, my friend Royce added, “Your answer can be found in Congress.”

My friend Richard concluded, “When I look at what we have evolved into, it makes me want to down a drink or two. Does that count?”

My marketing friend Megan recalled something “not funny, but interesting: Complete personal let down – my mother was completely “evolved”, no wisdom teeth, no tonsils and no appendix.  Yet I still managed to get them all!”

My cycling friend Ted shared, “We in the Dental profession always joke that wisdom teeth are an evolutionary hold over, and the more evolved people simply do not have wisdom teeth. It's not that they are not wise, but that they are more evolved!!(They have avoided the dreaded Oral Surgeon). So, to answer your question from an odontogenic point of view, evolution has indeed let me down, by virtue of the presence of my third molars. Besides, just ask my wife, she says I  look and act like a Neaderthal.”

And my compassionate friend Chris concluded, “God, I hope not!"

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What do you plant to get seedless watermelon or seedless grapes?  From my friend Patrick

Life  is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive  quickly.

Hal

To my friends who joined me this weekend learning celestial navigation: This is proof again that there were a lot of really smart people before us.  They figured out all of the math and science before human flight and computers.  We have role models!

Where is an apartment simple?

In response to last week’s question,  “Where is an apartment simple?”,  my business consulting friend Kwame observed that “an apartment is simple when it's in England and called a flat!”

My friend Royce declared, “It's an apartment and it's as "simple" as that.”  But my dad’s beach buddy Bob explained that it’s simple “when it is empty.  Living with anyone can complicate things.”

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Has evolution let you down?

Lord, give me a sense of humor; give me the ability to understand a clean joke; to get some humor out of life, and to pass it on to other folks. 

Hal

Where do you get a replacement handle on life?

In response to last week’s question,  “Where do you get a replacement handle on life?”,  my cousin Valarie replied, “Life has handles?!  I could handle that.  Since I never had a handle on life to begin with, I don’t  know what one looks like!”

My friend Richard shared, “Mori Luggage would be my guess. Sometimes duct tape is sufficient, since it is so much like “the Force” of Star Wars fame:  It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.  This must be where the phrases “losing one’s grip” and “get a grip on things” come from.”

My friend Chris, who is clearly no longer living in ATL, Home Depot’s home town, suggested, “from Lowe’s of course...cause they 'never stop improving'.”  My BBQ friend Alan recommended “Sears, preferably a “Diehard” series one ….” to which my piano playing friend Ira  concurred, “Sears, of course. Just call the 800 number but be prepared to have the part number.”   My friend Swany advocated “True Value hardware.  They always have the thing that nobody else carries.”

My friend Royce claimed, “Got mine at Wal-Mart.  Look at those folks at  http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/  and go find the handle.

Then my dad’s beach buddy Bob cautioned, “You can't.  You are only given one for a lifetime.”

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To have BBQ or have a BBQ, that is the question.

Life  is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive  quickly.